Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Day 5 - A few fewer zzz's


Happy Ash Wednesday, folks.  The 40 days begin.

I have a confession to make.  I’m not sure I have ever kept a Lenten resolution.  In fact, I’m not sure if I have ever made a truly, honestly, difficult one.  Now, don’t get me wrong, I thought I was making a decent resolution at the time, but in retrospect - it wasn’t really that hard to give up cookies in seventh grade – I just ate cake or ice cream instead.  For the past several years, I have failed to make resolutions at all.  I would make vague plans to be kinder, judge less, love more etc. etc. etc.  Now, all of these were wonderful sentiments, but without something solid to grasp onto, I quickly drifted from my best intentions. 

I know in some ways it is defeating the purpose to tell you all my resolution.  I’m tooting my horn a little bit, and Lent is here to remind me that it is truly – never - all about me.  Not even a little bit.  Not even at all.  This is, however, my “something new” for today – and for this Lent.

I’ve thought long and hard about this resolution, because I want it to be something I will stick to, fail at, feel guilty about and then learn something from.  I want it to be both a sacrifice I will struggle with making, and a daily reminder of this liturgical season.  I considered giving up meat (I was actually jealous of my brother that he was able to do this last year.  In fact, I’ve always been awed by – and a envious of - his ability to make and carry out amazing resolutions.  Like showering with cold water.  For forty days.  And never, ever, talking about it or complaining about it).  I also thought about giving up desserts, or swearing (I swear too much – usually when I’m really, really angry or driving).  Ultimately, I found my inspiration in a random Facebook post on a friend’s wall.  

I’m going to give up hitting snooze.  Now, this may not seem like a huge sacrifice to many of you – but I assure you it is a habit I have, at times, claimed I could never, ever stop.  I’m addicted to the snooze button.  As the school year drags on, I set my alarm minutes earlier - always in increments of nine (the length of my snooze) and always for an “even” numbered time (I can’t wake up at an odd time!) – just so I can hit it more times.  On the worst days, my first alarm goes off at 4:36, and, depending on how far I want to push it and how frantically I want to run around, I won’t get out of bed until 5:30.  Sometimes I set two alarms (one as a back up – just in case), and I end up with overlapping “snoozes.” I realize that I am revealing a totally bizarre idiosyncrasy, but I don’t think it’s enough to land me on an episode of “My Strange Addiction.”

The question becomes – why do I hit snooze?  In spite of every bit of scientific research and every sleep study proving otherwise, I think I need to be jarred awake five or six times before I finally get out of bed.  Those snippets of slumber feel like the best moments of my morning - but they are not.  On the days I actually get out of bed with enough time to enjoy my cereal and coffee while watching the news – I invariably feel more centered, focused and ready to start my day. 

So this Lent, I’m going to hit the button that doesn’t say snooze (I kid you not – I don’t even know what it says – that’s how rarely I hit it).  It’s going to suck.  And each time I drag myself to the shower and start my Keurig, I’m going to think about why I’m doing this.  I’m going to sit on my couch and eat my cereal, and I might not even turn the news on.  I might listen to my breath and feel my heartbeat and have a little chat with God.  In those moments usually fogged with subpar sleep, I might instead turn myself inward, so I will be better able to serve outwardly.  That is my Lenten resolution.

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